“Now Chris, it says here you have a Ph.D. in English from a midtier school.”
“Well, I finished my coursework, Walt.”
“So you don’t actually have a Ph.D.”
“Not technically.”
“What did you study?”
“Rhetoric.”
“And tell the folks at home a little about rhetoric.”
“I’m afraid I’m not really very clear on that. After all those books.”
Love/Mischief 
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